WILL FLUKE CAME IN 1ST PLACE IN THE VOTING FOR FAVORITE LOCAL BAND IN SOUTHWEST OHIO! WE'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SAY "THANK YOU" TO ALL OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR US AND MADE US NUMBER ONE IN THE REGION! WITHOUT OUR FANS, WE'D BE NOTHING, SO WE SINCERELY APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT AND LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL AT A SHOW IN THE NEAR FUTURE!
Will Fluke is a band of pop rebels unlike all others before. Pop rebels are born, not made! Typically they are born as the result of a lurid tryst in the bathroom of one of the following establishments: CBGB's, The Riot House, Sudsy Malone's, The Whisky A Go-Go, or the IHOP at I-465 and I-70 in Indy. The Fluke boys are perhaps the most celebrated musicians of the pop rebel movement. They are also one of the most influential bands of the late nineteenth century! OK, they weren't actually alive in the late nineteenth century, but had they been, they would have rocked MUCH harder than anyone else!
Historians have often cited, in many reputable publications, the influence of Will Fluke on the Beatles as incalcuable. This is because the Beatles were not influenced by Will Fluke at all, so there truly is no way to calculate their influence, or lack thereof. Other acts that we can not measure the effects of The Fluke on include (but are not limited to): Led Zeppelin, Mozart, Tool, Johnny Cash, Prince, Black Sabbath, Tiny Tim, TT Quick, ELO, Nirvana, Buddy Holly, Yoko Ono, Ira Gershwin, Woody Guthrie, Guns and Roses, Willie Nelson and the Harlem Boys Choir.
